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[Grand Theft Awesome]

Great

I doubt you'll read this among the various "omfgyoucopiedegoyouloser" reviews but so what.

Awesome job, I can agree with some of the gripes, like losing tiny bits of health, being called all the time and accidentaly jacking a taxi.

The animation was average but definately had a few nice details that redeemed it, Niko splashing his hands into the water made me laugh, it's great how little details like that make things so much better.

Plus I liked the voice work, he really did sound quite cranky at everyhitng, kind of like Niko.

[Pigeon Psychosis]

Very unique

Nice little short film with some unexpected violence, I will say a pigeon with a chainsaw is something I've NEVER thought of before.

Really smooth walk animations too.

[Ribbachile!]

"shut yer yep"

No matter how many times I hear that high piched voice combined with that awful animation, I still laugh.

[Snake Eater Chronics Ep02]

Well, it's an improvement

Still a bit slow paced, but it's definately funnier. Nice job with the triangle fast fwd part.

I'll be waiting for the next part

SaintShun responds:

Well, i have submited few things to the portal so...

[Snake Eater Chronics Ep01]

It pains me to say it

I thought before watching the 2nd episode I'd watch this first.

I really don't like saying it to a fellow MG fan, but I didn't like it much. It was slow-paced and nearly an identical copy of the intro. While I did get a few small laughs out of the jokes, I had a hard time understanding some of the dialogue, you needed more subtitles.

But if it's your first movie then I'll get that go, my first movies weren't exactly award winning either. I still have high hopes for the 2nd part.

SaintShun responds:

i told you not to >=(, anyway what did you expect, i dont have as much as you on this bussiness thou im getting better and Ep02 was started way back also, so ... you will see when episode 3 comes out, anyway thanks for your almost amazing review

[Silent Hill 4: Spoof]

lol, pee

Well I sort of expected this to be a little closer to the source material (the room technicaly doesn't talk to Henry), but it did have a few good jokes that made me laugh. So good job!

DiceP responds:

Lol well there is on part where the room does get possessed..its in Henrys bed room..I think eather the radio or a section in the room itself..i dont remember..but your right,not to that magnatude.I Sort of took that from Amityville horror. I'm glad you found it funny and thanks for watching.