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[LL-Cloud's Lament]

Nice

Way to mess around with my expectations, cutting just before the best part of a song and the spray, lol nice!

Gorillaz music?!?!? dammit, I WANT MY GORILLAZ CD!!!!!!!! STUPID CD SHOP TAKING AGES TO ORDER IN A SE VERSION!!

*ahem* umm good movie

Wonchop responds:

and the thing is you need the SE version to access this particular song from the Gorillaz site. MWAHAHAHAHA!
ahem...

[MGS 3: Crab Battle]

Hmm, different

Nice work, it started off slow but funny. I liked the whole descent into complete insanity, bordering on randomness. Also good job on the voices.

But the features weren't that good, 'para-medic voice' thing was a bit odd and dragged on a little too long and I didn't understand the 'origins of crab battle' I guess they were both in-jokes or something

[Metal Gear Mayhem]

You've come a long way

Well it was a little slow here and there, but there were some parts that were hilarious, like the liquid/ocelot part

and I loved the extras!

[Mega Man gets fired!]

Not bad, not good either

Very nice idea, ruined by poor visuals.

You're mixing and matching 8-bit with 16-bit and unless you know the exact right way to do that, it ends up looking terrible. You should get the roms for the original NES mega man games rather than the 16-bit versions. You also had several grammar and spelling mistakes.

It also can't hurt to add some voices to it.

Magmah responds:

I know this. But this was my second sprite movie, so I'm still learning ways to use sprites. As for grammar and spelling, I'm from Norway, so it's not easy to have correct grammar all the way.

[MGS3: Boss Failures]

Awesome work!

I think I lost it around about 'the anger', I haven't laughed that hard since Misteroo's movies. The acting was top notch as well and the rant was also really good (HAH bees!)

Very good job, you've earned that front page!

[Metal Gear Solid: STS's]

Much better

I big improvement on the last one, a few distortions in the sound though.

But the Shampoo ad was priceless!

[Kill Bob VOL 1]

Not bad

You did a good job following the actual movie's story pretty well, plus you did it without any dialogue. The animation was half and half, the drawing style was a little too overgarnished, you need to simplify things a little more

nice job anyway, I'll be on the lookout for the next part

[Banjo-Threeie]

About time

Wow and here I was thinking you guys stopped submiting to NG

This is pretty much the first BK movie I've ever seen here and it's very well done too. Plenty of little jokes here and there to keep the funny going. Nice job on the acting too, especially on Gruntilda. The graphics were a little plain though, but it isn't really a big problem. As a long time BK fan I notced the in jokes too.

Oh and nice Egg at the end!

[The Ultimate Asparagus]

heh, stupid ketchup

that was funny, good idea with the USA taking over thing. Plus a few of the random-type jokes were a nice touch.

Man it's amazing where inspiration can come from sometimes

[MGS: The Twin Noodles]

Haha, nice

Someone told me about this in a review of my MGS movie so I thought I'd have a look and I'm glad I did, pretty good job, I loved all the little jokes here and there.

Plus Spamtaro, priceless!