Techneon's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[MGS For Retards]

Wall to wall funnies!

d00d3, wtf iS th1s Sh1t. MSG aInt on tEh x-boxorz, j00 b33ach!!!
Sorry, I had to say that, I'm well aware MGS2:Substance is on X-box, since I work in a game store and all.

Out of all the MGS parodies I've seen (including mine) this is by far the funniest, even more than Crab Battle.

There were a few let downs though. Some of the voices were top notch (Snake and Raiden) both acting and audiable-wise, but some were the total opposite (vamp and some guards) good thing you had subtitles. Some of the visuals were a bit odd too, but hey nobody's perfect.

Now the good stuff, I loved all them click on eggs you put in, that was real attention to detail right there (although some buttons didn't seem to do anything) and just the script in general had me laughing more than I thought I'd be. The best by far was the morals, I could hear some funny stuff in the BG there.

Overall, great job and I hope you get more than a mesely 4.04

[Strategy Guide Ep. 4]

At long last!

Wow it's been so long, I completely forgot about this series, good to see it wan't ditched.

Really good job on the new lip-synch animation and hilarious take on the BM story, but once the brother dropped in it sorta strayed from cracking jokes about the game. It still had it's funny bits though and I hope you do make more of these ones regularly.

Needle responds:

Yea, I'm still trying to work out the dynamics of how to write the optimal SG script. More video game stuff? Less family interaction? It's a crazy balancing act that I admit I haven't quite mastered. I'll do my best to improve, and thanks for watching!

[Metal Gear Crisis 1.2]

Nice job!

Much better than the first one, you also did an awesome job on the action scenes. But I couldn't enjoy them fully thanks to my laggy computer.

Still, good work!

[Metal gear solid:STS2 p2]

Well there ya go

Man 2 front pages, you can't ask for anything better than that. This was a lot funnier than the first part.

[MGS: TAS Episode 1]

Not bad

The visuals were a little odd, but the actual script was pretty good.

Oh and Easter Egg 2 cracked me up!

bvhj responds:

Thanks!

[The Doom Project]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM

All of you did an exellent job! While it was a little too graphics intensive for my shitbox of a computer, I still enjoyed it. It was a nice violent retro trip.

Well done!

(oh and nice touch with the final boss speech at the start)

[Metal Gear Toast]

Wow

This movie had some of the worst jokes I've ever heard and yet I still laughed.

Good job, hope to see the next one

[DDR Nazi Fun]

Not bad

Nice idea crossing DDR with Nazis, it was a little funny, but it looks like you ran out of ideas towards the end. Plus the swastika is supposed to be on an angle.

[Halo Armageddon]

Good first movie

After reading your 'about me' it's good to know you were willing to actualy put effort into your first movie, very big kudos for that. The movie itself was good, nice job of replicating the Worms experiance, with a touch of Halo.

Now for the bad stuff, the animation and action was really slow paced, even morso than the real Worms. Try things like incresing the frame rate, it'll make the animation smoother. The sound quality was too high, this made the file size waaaay too big, try lowering the sound quality in publish settings, it'll cut the size nearly in half. Also the BG music just stopped halfway through the movie, then started you should fix that, it kills the atmosphere.

But that aside, good job! Keep up the good work!

Jack-Mace responds:

Techneon.. you'll be one of the people ill thank in the credits of my next movie. THANKS FOR THE ADVISE!!!! (i realy aprisiate it).

[Stirred Not Shaken: TWINE]

Nice job!

This be ranking very high on the 1337 meter!

plus a score of 4.3 so far, let's hope it stays up

Wonchop responds:

hehe yeah